Santorum almost said Obama the nigger

[nutmeg]

A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for divorce. The attorney asked, "May I help you?" The farmer said, "Yes, I want to get one of those dayvorce's"

The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got about 140 acres."

The attorney said, "No, do you don't understand, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "Nope, I don't have a Case, I got me a John Deere."

The attorney said, "No, you don't understand, I mean do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yep, I got a grudge, that's where I park my John Deere."

The attorney said, "No sir, I mean do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."

The attorney said, "Well sir, does you wife beat you up or anything?" The farmer said, "No sir, we both get up at 4:30 a.m."

The attorney then said, "Well, is she a nagger or anything?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I want this dayvorce!"

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from RCG Trader:

Lucrum prolly did not need the snow.

We never got much snow here in the south where I grew up. With your parents living in the Atlanta projects I would have thought you knew that.

Rednecks do some crazy shit you know

Not as crazy as those filthy losers standing outside of liqueur stores with long mangy dreadlocks, holding a colt .45 malt liqueur in a paper bag and begging for money.

Quote from Mav88:
RCG is a brainless human cliche, never offering anything like an logical argument let alone apologetics for the left. RCG simply hurls up the standard ad hominem lines from the dog-eared pages of his little liberals manual that he received during his inculcation at some obscure humanities department.

The liberal drones do this so frequently that a term had to be invented to describe the phenomena:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law