ATTENTION RUSKIES!!!
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE DESIGNATED VILLAGE IDIOT.
(Looks like Andrey's buddy is off to a slow start)
Russia Requests One Volunteer From Every Village Join New Battalion
A man named Andrey from the Lipetsk region said that the administration in each village needed to find at least one "volunteer," according to Mozhem Obyasnit. Andrey said that "age is not important" and that he knew of a 40-year-old who agreed to sign up "but the administration was not so lucky" because before he could do so, "he got drunk, fell off his bike and broke his leg."
https://www.newsweek.com/russia-ukraine-war-troops-mobilization-1728336
Y'all may recall from your Hogan's Heroes days that the pow's liked to make up reasons why they needed to leave the pow camp so that they could get Shultz to come with them to guard them. Then they would get Shultz drunk and do whatever their plan is, but they would have to use a wheelbarrow to get Shulz back to the camp.
Heh. This is Andrey's buddy on his way down to the Russian recruiting office to try to sign up again.
HERE IS YOUR CHANCE TO BE THE DESIGNATED VILLAGE IDIOT.
(Looks like Andrey's buddy is off to a slow start)
Russia Requests One Volunteer From Every Village Join New Battalion
A man named Andrey from the Lipetsk region said that the administration in each village needed to find at least one "volunteer," according to Mozhem Obyasnit. Andrey said that "age is not important" and that he knew of a 40-year-old who agreed to sign up "but the administration was not so lucky" because before he could do so, "he got drunk, fell off his bike and broke his leg."
https://www.newsweek.com/russia-ukraine-war-troops-mobilization-1728336
Y'all may recall from your Hogan's Heroes days that the pow's liked to make up reasons why they needed to leave the pow camp so that they could get Shultz to come with them to guard them. Then they would get Shultz drunk and do whatever their plan is, but they would have to use a wheelbarrow to get Shulz back to the camp.
Heh. This is Andrey's buddy on his way down to the Russian recruiting office to try to sign up again.
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