Russia & Ukraine
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So which of Putin's speeches was this in?
Putin bromance has US intelligence officials fearing second Trump term
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/thre...e-officials-fearing-second-trump-term.378822/
Pooty Poots warns France to surrender.
Russia warns France will become 'priority target for attacks' if country sends troops to Ukraine
The Russian Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) has claimed France is preparing to send out 2,000 troops to Ukraine and warned they would become a 'priority target' to Russian soldiers
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/russia-warns-france-become-priority-32391018
Guess Vlad has been watching too many cartoon re-runs.
Russia warns France will become 'priority target for attacks' if country sends troops to Ukraine
The Russian Foreign Intelligence Service (SVR) has claimed France is preparing to send out 2,000 troops to Ukraine and warned they would become a 'priority target' to Russian soldiers
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/russia-warns-france-become-priority-32391018
Guess Vlad has been watching too many cartoon re-runs.
Says the guy who keeps predicting Democrats are going to lose since 2018.
In further corrections to official Russian government statements:
Recent statements that the Kremlin "does not intend to make excuses to anyone" regarding the recent Russian presidential election should not be construed to imply that anything other than 100% accurate polling has taken place, the Office of Election Transparency stated in a pitch-black room filled with incense smoke. "Our street polling officials used nothing but the highest quality oak poles to beat people into voting for Putin, and if anyone disagrees, we will be happy to pole them until they think otherwise," an uncanny voice from somewhere in the room said menacingly. Sadly, however, all members of the press corps were at this point overcome by the incense fumes and had to be dragged outside by members of the Moscow Fire Brigade.
(Yes, it is satire -- well, somewhat satire. Heck it's probably quite true. Whatever.)
Recent statements that the Kremlin "does not intend to make excuses to anyone" regarding the recent Russian presidential election should not be construed to imply that anything other than 100% accurate polling has taken place, the Office of Election Transparency stated in a pitch-black room filled with incense smoke. "Our street polling officials used nothing but the highest quality oak poles to beat people into voting for Putin, and if anyone disagrees, we will be happy to pole them until they think otherwise," an uncanny voice from somewhere in the room said menacingly. Sadly, however, all members of the press corps were at this point overcome by the incense fumes and had to be dragged outside by members of the Moscow Fire Brigade.
(Yes, it is satire -- well, somewhat satire. Heck it's probably quite true. Whatever.)
he is even shorter than that.
Updated with second leaked photo.