Russia calls for entire Japanese nation to move to Russia

Quote from bearice:

German battle tanks were frozen in Russia during World War 2 that is the reason Hitler was killed.

Hitler was not killed - death was a cowardly act of suicide juts like other Gestapo braves
 
Russian winter stopped Napoleon and Hitler, but that was not even in Siberia, both attacked the most populated regions of Russia. Conquering such a large land mass with a winter so extreme is not possible. So if it is any consolation to the Japanese, if they do migrate, they will be safe from invasion...but not frostbite.
 
Quote from bearice:

If he is talking about Siberia then nobody will survive Siberia's -40 C temperature. Siberia is more dangerous than Japan.

He is talking about the Kamchatka penninsula. Didn't you ever play Risk? :)
 
Quote from Martinghoul:

Hahahaha, you're a funny guy...

Anyways, Zhirinovsky is a clown. He says outrageous, silly things. That's just what he does.

He needs to refrain from vodka and public statements imo. Lol!!! I strangely find it funny to hear about his "offer" to the Japanese. Lol!!!! Hopefully some of the shell shocked Japanese got a much needed laugh out of the offer.
 
I call upon all the citizens of Israel to move to Alabama, to avoid the radiation that might come from a nuclear device from Iran some day.

Though I don't know if they would be safer in Alabama, given the KKK view of Jews...
 
Quote from 377OHMS:

He is talking about the Kamchatka penninsula. Didn't you ever play Risk? :)

Makes a lot of sense! The monkey's geopolitical reference is Risk.
 
Quote from bearice:

German battle tanks were frozen in Russia during World War 2 that is the reason Hitler was killed.

You're not very bright are you?
 
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