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[nutmeg]

An example of an ancient "rump print"

http://www.jacquelinestallone.com/examplerump.html

It is the art of reading the lines, crevices, dimples, and folds of the buttocks to divine the individual's character and gain an understanding of what has occurred in the past and get a prediction of the future.

 

[hughb]

So, what would soothsayer say about my flat, droopy ass?

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from hughb:

So, what would soothsayer say about my flat, droopy ass?

Who cares? I wanna know what they'd say about this one:

 

[Big AAPL]

Oh I could read that ass all night, probably never put it down.

 

[nursebee]

That's not a rump print, it is an ancient scroll predicting the Pac-Man.