Rumor this afternoon 03-19-08 Suprise Rate Cut

[MrDODGE]

Quote from Aaron Copland:

Lets race, hey wait don't we need to go to Washington, anyone know were this window is. Do we need to call Microsoft and use their windows?

Meeting a friend in NY to buy the NYSE.

 

[Nanook]

Quote from Aaron Copland:

Fed makes historic move and opens it's discount window to any HEALTHY American with a steady job.

No documentation needed (i.e., healthy, American or job).

 

[Aaron Copland]

Fed creates HTLF facility for all Americans. " Healthy Term Lending Facility"

 

[MrDODGE]

Quote from Nanook:

No documentation needed (i.e., healthy, American or job).

LATEST NEWS:

Fed opens the window to illegals as well to turn the economy around

 

[The Kin]

The fed has extended it's no doc term facility to any healthy or illegal American in hopes of fighting depression. Prozac sales soar on the news.

 

[MrDODGE]

Quote from Aaron Copland:

Fed creates HTLF facility for all Americans. " Healthy Term Lending Facility"

US changes its currency to the Euro after the dollar becomes worthless. Every household is allocated 10,000 Euros.

 

[Aaron Copland]

Market rallys off it's lows as reports come in from the feds HTLF facility created to help HEALTHY Americans.

Our on site reporter is reporting over 238,000 HEALTHY Americans with steady jobs were seen leaving the feds back door with pillow cases with freshly minted 100 dollar bills.

 

[Nanook]

An apprentice printer at the U.S. Treasury decides to help the Fed and adds an extra zero to the Tax Rebate checks:
Individuals will now receive $6,000 and those who are married $12,000.

 

[MrDODGE]

Printing presses are going CRAZY

 

[Aaron Copland]

Breaking news just crossing my Bloomerg terminal.

Fed open newer lending facility, now they are accepting non healthy Americans holding a steady job as well as the original HEALTY ones in hopes of shoring up the American economy.