Rocko Bonaparte and the Quest for the Holy Fail

Quote from jstox:

I am the trading God. If you need help, just ask. Been running a serious number of tested programs. But, my main GoTo program is called Doomsday. You are gonna be amazed at the number of Buy orders when prices go to $0. I won't be here but the program is on auto.

Just browsing looking for a winter hobby/project, getting kinda bored. Hope I didn't honk-up the thread. <g>
yeah, that's what I thought about bonds, I figured the yield could never go below zero, but oh contraire
 
Quote from oldtime:

yeah, that's what I thought about bonds, I figured the yield could never go below zero, but oh contraire

What? Zero is not the bottom? Messing with my universe, sounds like I got another system failure. Speaking of failures, what happens when the ATR is stuck at 1. It reminds me, gotta go check the veggies.
 
Quote from jstox:

What? Zero is not the bottom? Messing with my universe, sounds like I got another system failure. Speaking of failures, what happens when the ATR is stuck at 1. It reminds me, gotta go check the veggies.
yeah, it's 1 until you are 100% committed, and then they will come visit you in the funny farm and listen to your stories about how "normal" everything use to be
 
Quote from oldtime:

yeah, it's 1 until you are 100% committed, and then they will come visit you in the funny farm and listen to your stories about how "normal" everything use to be

I was just joking, your sounds like it might be a personal experience. Hate to hear that oldtime. Just kidding. Thought you might be that old professor that I pissed off many years ago. He said "Son, I've forgotten more than you will ever know". At 4K post,your gift for gab is amazing. well done.
 
Quote from jstox:

I was just joking, your sounds like it might be a personal experience. Hate to hear that oldtime. Just kidding. Thought you might be that old professor that I pissed off many years ago. He said "Son, I've forgotten more than you will ever know". At 4K post,your gift for gab is amazing. well done.
it started as a hobby, now I am going for the record, to be honest with you, I have never accomplished much in my life, this could be a first
 
Quote from oldtime:

it started as a hobby, now I am going for the record, to be honest with you, I have never accomplished much in my life, this could be a first
someday on my death bed I will be able to tell my great grandchildren, "At one time, I was the last human being who held the record for most posts on ET, before the computers took over."
 
Quote from oldtime:

someday on my death bed I will be able to tell my great grandchildren, "At one time, I was the last human being who held the record for most posts on ET, before the computers took over."

How do you know that didn't already happen?

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ELIZA - a friend you could never have before

You: someday on my death bed I will be able to tell my great grandchildren, "At one time, I was the last human being who held the record for most posts on ET, before the computers took over."
Eliza: Why do you mention computers?
 
Quote from oldtime:

and I posted here for many years under another name, then took about a five year break and started over, some of my old posts are in the hall of fame, but I'm not going to tell you who I was


and yet you're still a loser in trading and in life....still a small account piker...that's pretty sad


this also means that all of your posts under your previous alias were complete bullshit just as your posts under your new alias.....ET'ers take note...avoid Oldtime like the plague
 
Quote from HurricaneUS:

and yet you're still a loser in trading and in life....still a small account piker...that's pretty sad


this also means that all of your posts under your previous alias were complete bullshit just as your posts under your new alias.....ET'ers take note...avoid Oldtime like the plague
If anyone is curious, this is what a post by a rich trader/wall st man looks like. Also look out for posts by "atticus" and "gmst", they are in the same category.
 
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