Quote from Joab:
Ummm no offence but if you had 50k in RIMM you should know what time the CEO takes a dump.
This was all over the news.

Quote from PatrickQ:
I have to say, after all the years reading ET, this POST is a piece of work! I got my laughs for today....
(Figuratively, yes.)Quote from gnome:
Here's another one. Remember when Barings bank went down? The markets were down a bunch pre-open, and my wife asked "what's going on"? I said, "A 250 year old bank collapsed". She asked, "Did anyone get killed"?(Figuratively, yes.)
Quote from ForexGuru:
Your wife is a little slow, she isn't firing on all cylinders.