Quote from AK Forty Seven:
Yep, disabled
Yes, now we're getting somewhere.
A disability, probably from birth. It is quite a good fit and explains almost every characteristic you exhibit in this forum.
Paraplegic? That has to be it. Of course, we'll have to turn the heat down now because it wouldn't be right to beat-down a disabled guy like this but you've got to allow me a few jokes and then I'll leave you the others. I'm sure they'll stop being so tough on you given your...condition.
Q: What do you call a paraplegic at your door step?
A: Matt
Q: What do you call a paraplegic in the water?
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a paraplegic stuck on the wall?
A: Art
Q: What do you call a paraplegic at the beach?
A: Sandy
Q: What do you call a paraplegic that was attacked by a lion?
A: Claude
Q: What do you call a paraplegic couple who fell into a fire?
A: Frank and Patti
Q: What do you call a woman with only one leg?
A: Ilene
--And if she's from Japan?
A: Irene
Now I understand why you can't speak of any vocation or hobby, sport etc. I kept expecting you to say you were a waterskier like many from Louisiana. Guess that just ain't possible, given your...condition.
When I was calling for you to leave I didn't realize your...condition and certainly would not have been saying such things. Good luck and break a leg, erm I mean best wishes. No hard feelings. I'm sure Baron will put in a ramp to P&R for you.