Scientists have taught dolphins how to trade successfully using only 1hr candle rejection patterns on various FX markets. One Dolphin, called 'Zipper', went from having a bucket of fish and a $100 micro account, to owning his own fleet of trawlers and a chain of sushi bars within months.
One scientist, called 'Mad Dog Harvey', said that none of the 10 dolphins were down on thier dough and that all were making huge gains week in week out.
When scientists were asked why the dolphins seemed to make better traders than humans, one of them replied in a very unscientific way indeed....
"The dolphins just don't seem to give a flying f*ck, they just do the do"
Dackster.
One scientist, called 'Mad Dog Harvey', said that none of the 10 dolphins were down on thier dough and that all were making huge gains week in week out.
When scientists were asked why the dolphins seemed to make better traders than humans, one of them replied in a very unscientific way indeed....
"The dolphins just don't seem to give a flying f*ck, they just do the do"
Dackster.
