Resume on Craiglist

[gordo]

Hey all,

was browsing the CL sight and came across a resume in the Philidelphia area. Wondering why an apparent hedge fund manager with credentials from Wharton, etc, and worked with Quantum Management LLC, would post on CL. It's probably nothing, I am bored, and thought that I would ask for chatting. But for any that are in the hedge world, would you or do look for resumes on sites like CL? Just curious.

gordo

 

[Rearden Metal]

If you're looking for ugly discount hookers, Craigslist is the place!

 

[gordo]

Well we all know, that's what I had in mind, but found potential hedge fund manager instead. I'm pretty friggin' bored today man

gordo

 

[Rearden Metal]

Does he offer GFE?

 

[ratboy88]

Quote from Rearden Metal:

Does he offer GFE?

what do the russian slaves usually offer you?

 

[Rearden Metal]

Quote from ratboy88:

what do the russian slaves usually offer you?

Nothing good. Just a bunch of wildly incorrect assumptions about what goes on in countries I've never visited and know nothing about.

Seriously ratboy, with all my interest in guns and bows, do you know that I've never once shot at a living animal, and never plan to do so? Like I'm the kind of person who would actually stoop to exploiting a sex-slave?

Please.

LoZZZer is the guy you should ask about that sort of thing. He's already made his sadistic tendencies quite clear.

 

[kingcobra]

this is what i called a redneck gathering.

 

[ratboy88]

Quote from Rearden Metal:

Nothing good. Just a bunch of wildly incorrect assumptions about what goes on in countries I've never visited and know nothing about.

Seriously ratboy, with all my interest in guns and bows, do you know that I've never once shot at a living animal, and never plan to do so? Like I'm the kind of person who would actually stoop to exploiting a sex-slave?

Please.

LoZZZer is the guy you should ask about that sort of thing. He's already made his sadistic tendencies quite clear.

well please forgive me for my wild assumptions but they werent completely unfounded:

Quote from Rearden Metal:

There are plenty of Israelis on these boards to confirm every word I said. I doubt you'll find a better strip club in a first world country...anywhere.

Casa Rossa/Bannanbar in Amsterdam are o.k. for an interesting show , but if you want full contact lap dances & incredible BJ's for low low prices, well good luck doing better than Israel. The girls are mostly Russian, but also some Czeck, Romanian, and local (including some dark skinned, so you get nice healthy diversity.)

Man, I was just there in April, but I think I need to call my travel agent to schedule another trip...

 

[TheConMan]

ahhhh. There is nothing like a good blow job from a Romanian slave girl kidnapped from her farm town. Place an advertisement to hire nannies and then put them in a sack and ship them away when they show up for an interview. A very well oiled system these slave traders have. One wonders how many are killed trying to escape.

 

[gordo]

Man, I was just wondering for the sake of conversation, how credible a resume with Wharton, etc was from CL. But this may get interesting.. Oh, yeah, not into picking up hookers, but am amused by some of the freakish postings that one comes across.

gordo