OK, part of the skills sausage was a joke, same like $40,000 / year before taxes for a developer in general (not just the one who's missing one or two of those "skills").
Actually I've seen both similar lists and similar salary quotes and not just in Europe, although I must say I do 98% of my searches here, but also in the US. Try looking for jobs in "Chicago" or "Denver" or "Cincinnati" and you'll see them too. Not everybody lives in New York or Palo Alto.
Anyways, that's one thing having seen jobs listing where you evaluate yourself as competent for (I'd make a ton of money if I played that game) and a WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY trading them for real and not just on paper (as in your head).
Did you actually APPLY FOR THOSE JOBS? And like got 3 or 4 positive answers (they'd hire you) but you rejected them? (To politely reject an application that turns better than you must initially hope, remember they're wasting their time as much as you're wasting yours for the interview, you can always raise the bar. Ask for 50% more on their initial salary offer, which is more than your current salary anyways. If they balk, good, you haven't lost anything. If they hold, that's where it gets interesting. You'll have to find for yourself from this point on, though).
So:
1) Have you or have you not *actually* applied for those hot jobs hiring hot college kids straight from the college at $100k+?
2) How many interviews have you got?
3) How many job offers were you offered?
Thanks for sharing.