Reichtard wingnut thinks aspirin prevents pregnancy XD

[kut2k2]

POLITICO's James Hohmann reports:

Foster Friess, the mega donor behind the pro-Rick Santorum Super PAC, dismissed questions about his patron’s controversial views on contraception:

“On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”

I LOVE this GOP primary season. Never have so many incurable nutbags and unteachable nitwits been exposed so widely for so long.

 

[pspr]

You've never heard that before? When I heard it it was a nickle.

 

[Max E.]

Quote from kut2k2:

Reichtard wingnut thinks aspirin prevents pregnancy XD

This is almost as stupid as Nancy Pelosi saying Obamacare will create jobs....

 

[trefoil]

Saw that one on tv. I swear even National Lampoon couldn't come up with the looney toons the GOP is putting out there. You absolutely positively could never make this crap up.
Beyond belief.

 

[pspr]

Quote from Max E. Pad:

This is almost as stupid as Nancy Pelosi saying Obamacare will create jobs....

It's from the old days guys.

Didn't you ever hear the story of the mailorder businessman in the 1930's who sold a device to farmers that was "guaranteed" to kill locusts?

What the farmer got when he ordered was two short pieces of flat wood hinged together at one end. The instructions said to place locust on one piece of wood near the hinge. Then close the two pieces together hard. Guaranteed to kill the locust.

Of course, if you had a million locustes eating your wheat it was going to take you a while to kill them all with this device.

Same with the asprin (or nickle) between the girls knees. It's hard to have sex with her legs crossed.

 

[Ricter]

Yep, that's an old one but good one.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from kut2k2:

POLITICO's James Hohmann reports:

Foster Friess, the mega donor behind the pro-Rick Santorum Super PAC, dismissed questions about his patron’s controversial views on contraception:

“On this contraceptive thing, my Gosh it’s such [sic] inexpensive. You know, back in my days, they used Bayer aspirin for contraception. The gals put it between their knees, and it wasn’t that costly.”

I LOVE this GOP primary season. Never have so many incurable nutbags and unteachable nitwits been exposed so widely for so long.

I believe he was making a joke, and apparently it went right over your little pin head.

And I thought you claimed only lefties have a sense of humor.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from Max E. Pad:

This is almost as stupid as Nancy Pelosi saying Obamacare will create jobs....

Actually there will be an increased need for morticians and funeral directors.

 

[kut2k2]

Quote from trefoil:

Saw that one on tv. I swear even National Lampoon couldn't come up with the looney toons the GOP is putting out there. You absolutely positively could never make this crap up.
Beyond belief.

No kidding.

So the same hypocrites who are all for insurance coverage of Viagra for men turn around and tell women: "just put an aspirin between your legs." Then they wonder why most women vote for Democrats.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from kut2k2:

No kidding.

So the same hypocrites who are all for insurance coverage of Viagra for men turn around and tell women: "just put an aspirin between your legs." Then they wonder why most women vote for Democrats.

Figures, neither Tinfoil or kunt2k have figured out yet it was a JOKE.