Dear bighitler,
I understand that making outrageous accusations is the only way you can get me (or most other people, probably) to pay any attention to you... but I am done.
I do spend some of my time humiliating & degrading LoZZZzzzzzzzer, but I will not do the same for you. At least LoZZZer is somewhat of a formidable opponent, whose quality trolling efforts have successfully cracked me on occasion, in the (distant) past.
You, on the other hand, are too pathetic to even bother degrading. Go get drunk again or something, because I'm done with you.
P.S.: If any U.S. law enforcement officers happen to read this, bighitler is obviously a terrorist attack waiting to happen- on American soil. I understand that you're very busy enforcing drug prohibition. You have terminally ill grannies to arrest for the crime of using banned medicines, and physicians' lives to ruin... however, if you could just take a little time out from your busy schedules to keep an eye on this obvious <i>shahid</i>-to-be, it would be appreciated.
