Reality based coin-tosser method that beats 95% of traders in the world.
- Thread starter Whisky
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Your system will never make money, but let's keep that between us for now. What you need is a marketing plan.
Start with a website, beats95%oftraders.com, or something along those lines. Your pitch tried and true. You were once a busted trader, and having tried all the methods out there were just about ready to hang it up, and go back to your job mopping up jizz in the porn arcade. While taking a stroll down wall street you came across, quite serendipitously, a bum in the street reading the WSJ. Thinking this odd you ask the bum why he needs to read the WSJ. To your amazement he turns out to be an eccentric millionaire, and more amazing yet he wants to share his "secret" system with you...ON ONE CONDITION. You must share it the common man, but share it wisely. Only those that act quickly will be given the chance to purchase this system for the low, low price of $1,995.00. Remember, it beats 95% of all traders out there!
Start with a website, beats95%oftraders.com, or something along those lines. Your pitch tried and true. You were once a busted trader, and having tried all the methods out there were just about ready to hang it up, and go back to your job mopping up jizz in the porn arcade. While taking a stroll down wall street you came across, quite serendipitously, a bum in the street reading the WSJ. Thinking this odd you ask the bum why he needs to read the WSJ. To your amazement he turns out to be an eccentric millionaire, and more amazing yet he wants to share his "secret" system with you...ON ONE CONDITION. You must share it the common man, but share it wisely. Only those that act quickly will be given the chance to purchase this system for the low, low price of $1,995.00. Remember, it beats 95% of all traders out there!
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Your system will never make money, but let's keep that between us for now. What you need is a marketing plan.
Start with a website, beats95%oftraders.com, or something along those lines. Your pitch tried and true. You were once a busted trader, and having tried all the methods out there were just about ready to hang it up, and go back to your job mopping up jizz in the porn arcade. While taking a stroll down wall street you came across, quite serendipitously, a bum in the street reading the WSJ. Thinking this odd you ask the bum why he needs to read the WSJ. To your amazement he turns out to be an eccentric millionaire, and more amazing yet he wants to share his "secret" system with you...ON ONE CONDITION. You must share it the common man, but share it wisely. Only those that act quickly will be given the chance to purchase this system for the low, low price of $1,995.00. Remember, it beats 95% of all traders out there!
Why would anyone pay $1,995.00 for a losing method, which rules were spelt out in the first post of this thread?.
Why don't you start the website and donate 10% of the proceeds to your Church in my name?. Else you can always go back and mop jizz for a living.
Errr! You don't tell them it's a loser. You'll never make it in trading or marketing. Get your mop.