Boredom?!?! Handle, my friend: With this market, I'm getting my underwear fresh-delivered from Target on a subscription basis. They just bring me a new set and bill my card.
(Maybe I should have a talk with NASA, and get hooked up on a catheter/diaper rig, and maybe one of those 360° rotating chairs to prevent hot spots, and an IV rig of Vitamin B, and eh.... oh, never mind......)