"Watch as the Russian Jim Cramer-ubercaffeination and exuberance equivalent, Nikita Dzhigurda, explains to this novice trader how to buy $1 million worth of Facebook shares..."are you sure?" the trader anxiously asks..."
The team that was supposed to go something like 82 & 0 has been eliminated in the first round by the Spurs.
I'm sure all of Los Angeles, CA is weeping right now.