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I knew this guy named Richard. Only knew him in a casual way. everyone called him Rick. His wife died and he fucked a few people out of their inheritance. When asked about it he said from now on I'd like to be called "Dick". The end.
 
I know this person who has a Chihuahua. Personally I don't like the little fucker. The dog thinks I'm steak. He loves me. He also thinks he is the alpha dog. So we have a few problems.

Well, seems the dog has some serious issues with people with disabilities. So if you're in the neighborhood - watch out! He barks at retards. Not sure there is senstivity training for dogs.

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An old friend of mine just posted a pic of himself on facebook with a younger person, (the younger person was Lance Bass!), and my old friend's teeth are yellow, and almost appear brown next to the younger guy. Skin, hair and teeth are the keys to looking younger.
 
My old friend is the kindest, most giving person you will ever meet, but goddam, he has spent his whole life working part time as a bartender at various bars. He rarely works at the same place for more than a year, although he has kept his current job longer than that. He's well into his 50's by now with no savings, (a couple of years ago he was about $30k in debt), so he will undoubtedly be relying solely on social security in his old age.
 
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