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"Ya I banged a fat chic once few years back. I was heavily intoicated. Then I tried to go back for round two a differet night wth only like three beers in me and my cock went into athletic mode, shriveled up, and refused to cooperate. She stormed out. It was an amazing experience that every young man should live out but I wouldn't do it again. I'll leave the big girls for the black guys."

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"however one must never underestimate the universal force that is known as "pussy karma."

Somewhere, something keeps track of all our sexual conquests. When that entity feels that you are deserving, they often reward you with a prize that leaves you wondering how the fuck that just happened."
 
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