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Getting surprised at how much better I sleep and how much more energy I have if I don't drink alcohol before going to bed.

One of my neighbors is having a coughing fit right now.

Saw a mouse out in the courtyard this morning, the little fucker jumped clear across a side walk, and probably about 2 feet in the air. If I put Dcon pellets out around the edge of the building, will the stray cats be OK? I don't want them to be poisoned by it.

August will be a losing month, knocking my win loss record to 5 - 3. If I were a football team, the callers to the local sports radio talk show would be grumbling about firing the coach.
 
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Let him make it.
He might be practicing to represent the USA in the next olympics.
 
I went home with this really wierd girl the other night; you know: the strange, kinky type?

We had the weirdest sex ever. She was putting ants up my ass so I told her I thought it was a bit weird.

"A bit weird?" she replied. "You wait till the Aardvark gets here."
 
There's an ad for an apartment on craigslist for an apartment that is exactly like mine, obviously designed by the same architect in the 1920's. They are asking $1125 per month rent and there is no parking provided. Mine is $920 per month with parking provided. Although they have much better landscaping over there. They actually included a bullet point in their ad that said, "generally quiet".
 
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