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[Lornz]

All I have been seeing is this:
The volume has been this:
The volatility has been this:

I have been this:

 

[hughb]

I wanated to stay home and i tried my best, but bsam forced me to go out adn drink. I fought hard, but he held me down and poured alcohol donw my throat. he forced me to buy rinks for everyone in the bar and then he made me use the atm in the bar that has a 3 doallar charge. i tried my best to stay home but bsam ruined it all. goddamb you bsam! it's your fault i'm impoverished!!!

 

[Lornz]

Why doesn't anybody like me?

 

[Lornz]

Quote from Lornz:

Why doesn't anybody like me?

I think it's because I'm a cunt.

 

[Lornz]

Somebody call 911!

 

[kinggyppo]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasan_M._Elahi

 

[BSAM]

Poll:

Dana Carvey

Martin Short

Robin Williams

(Here on the Random thread, we are smart enough to type instead of clicking on a radio button.)

 

[hughb]

Quote from BSAM:

Poll:

Dana Carvey

Martin Short

Robin Williams

(Here on the Random thread, we are smart enough to type instead of clicking on a radio button.)

Impossible to say who is the best of those three. But I'll do it anyway - I'm going with Robin Williams. Loved him in Birdcage, and according the the jacket on the DVD he deliberately chose that role because he wanted to be the more sensible character, (Nathan Lane was the flamboyant one).

 

[hughb]

Stocks have been on a tear since the bottom on June 4, the Dow has added over a thousand points. I'm getting left in the dust. The S&P has only had 2 down days out of the last 11. That tells me we are due for some bad news from Europe to cause everyone over here to dump stocks for a few days. why the hell not, that's what's been going on for the last two years!

I can't handicap this market. If I were a fund manager, I would be telling my secretary to hold all my calls.

 

[hughb]

Channeling Nicolas Darvas......