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Optionpro007 · Mar 23, 2012

I want to toss it hard, like pizza dough..

kinggyppo · Mar 23, 2012

Quote from seneca_roman:

http://seti.matthen.com//messages/message2.mp3

SETI signal

Are they out there?

Seneca

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUuZ-bA_TEs&feature=related

BSAM · Mar 23, 2012

Quote from Optionpro007:

I want to toss it hard, like pizza dough..

I just would like to buy it a coke.

Lornz · Mar 23, 2012

I have always wished to be a robot. Imagine not having to eat, drink, sleep or take bathroom breaks while experiencing total concentration.

Being human is shitty!

Lornz · Mar 23, 2012

I dreamed a dream about being awake. Then I awoke thinking I was still asleep.

Lornz · Mar 23, 2012

Why is having a lisp annoying and impractical, but using LISP so incredibly fulfilling?

Lornz · Mar 23, 2012

R E C U R S I O N

Optionpro007 · Mar 23, 2012

Quote from Lornz:

I have always wished to be a robot. Imagine not having to eat, drink, sleep or take bathroom breaks while experiencing total concentration.

Being human is shitty!

You obviously need to get laid much more frequently.

Lornz · Mar 23, 2012

Quote from Optionpro007:

You obviously need to get laid much more frequently.

I'm embarrassed to say that I didn't think of that. My libido goes into hibernation during the wrath of the Norwegian winter. I haven't seen a girl without ten layers of clothes in months.

Anyway, couldn't software do the job just as well?

P.S. For the sake of full disclosure, I must reveal that I suffer from OCD and have superhuman standards with regards to what/whom my private parts will be in contact with.

Lornz · Mar 23, 2012