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Well, only just....lot of dust, you know. I've set traps for the larger dust bunnies, but I'm thinking I should start carrying just in case they mutate.

The carpet is so old, the backing has fossilised, very hard to pull up.
There's something resembling the turin shroud under my bed. I'm afraid it might come to life, 'coz it's probably more Charles Manson that Jesus.

Did you survive the hunt?
 
Quote from BSAM:

Does your town allow the stores to use plastic bags?

Yes, it's still legal in the entire country. But there's been some discussion about it...
 
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Can you name a better rock song than Kashmir/Led Zeppelin or No More Tears/Ozzy?

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? :D

With Guns N' Roses' "Better" being the first runner-up...
 
What about this one, Lornz? :D

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Did you survive the hunt?

No, no I didn't. Psychologically. Well, a bit, I suppose.

Could have have sworn I saw I glimpsed a camel train heading down the hallway last night.........not sure where they were going.
Dust is very, very thick.

The hallway cupboard, I just know they are waiting, like the panzer divisions in the "battle of the bulge" in the forest of the Ardennes.

But this time, I am waiting....I know their dirty tricks, now;

http://www.winstonchurchill.org/learn/speeches/speeches-of-winston-churchill
 
Quote from Lucrum:

You mean like to get rid of unwanted pets and such? :confused: :D

"Always kinda eerie to see an actual coffin. Wonder if cats feel similarly when they see a pillowcase."

- Seth MacFarlane
 
Just goofin around, not trying to figure this out or anything.


Fannie Mae- needed a $5.1 billion bailout just two months ago—

Earlier this year Bank of America was forced to buy back $2.5 billion in misrepresented toxic mortgages from Fannie Mae.

Fannie Mae buys the mortgage servicing rights (MSRs) of a portfolio of 400,000 loans with an unpaid principal balance of $73 billion from Bank of America.

In exchange for these rights to collect payments from homeowners in this portfolio, Bank of America reportedly received “more than $500 million.”

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Which brings me to my point....


Two economists were walking down the street one day when they passed two large piles of dog shit.
The first economist said to the other, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat one of those piles of shit." The second one agrees and chooses one of the piles and eats it. The first economist pays him his $20,000.

Then the second economist says, "I'll pay you $20,000 to eat the other pile of shit." The first one says okay, and eats the shit. The second economist pays him the $20,000.

They resume walking down the street.

After a while, the second economist says, "You know, I don't feel very good. We both have the same amount of money as when we started. The only difference is we've both eaten shit."

The first economist says: "Ah, but you're ignoring the fact that we've engaged in $40,000 worth of trade!"
 
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