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"midgets" you say. How very un-pc of you. :)
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Oh, I forgot that I am in the Reich of PC. Like a nipple during the Super Bowl really matters?

But Jack Bauer can cut a guy's head off? I will never understand you Americans...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget
"A midget is an extremely short person"... I know people that were extremely short yesterday, and it seemed fitting. Interestingly, the same people have been Long John Silvers today...

Another interesting tidbit "the term midget comes from midge, a sand fly".

Hopefully the Oompa Loompas don't track me down.. Now who else can I piss off? Any lepers reading this thread?

If so, did you lose both an arm and a leg yesterday?
 
Quote from Lucrum:

"midgets" you say. How very un-pc of you. :)
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Btw, I also partly did it to please you... I'd say those little bastards just have to harden the fuck up!
 
Quote from Lornz:

Oh, I forgot that I am in the Reich of PC. Like a nipple during the Super Bowl really matters?

But Jack Bauer can cut a guy's head off? I will never understand you Americans...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget
"A midget is an extremely short person"... I know people that were extremely short yesterday, and it seemed fitting. Interestingly, the same people have been Long John Silvers today...

Another interesting tidbit "the term midget comes from midge, a sand fly".

Hopefully the Oompa Loompas don't track me down.. Now who else can I piss off? Any lepers reading this thread?

If so, did you lose both an arm and a leg yesterday?
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I was joking, I despise the whole concept of political correctness.
 
Quote from Lucrum:

I was joking, I despise the whole concept of political correctness.
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I know, I was just kidding around... I just needed a build up for my leper joke...

It seems I still have to trade for a living, and that my dream of becoming a stand up comedian is still out of reach...
 
10 Commandments, Texas Style:

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
 
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10 Commandments, Texas Style:

(1) Just one God.
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa.
(3) No telling tales or gossipin'.
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'.
(5) Put nothin' before God.
(6) No foolin' around with another feller's gal.
(7) No killin'.
(8) Watch yer mouth.
(9) Don't take what ain't yers.
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff.
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(11) Spell like shit
 
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