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[BSAM]

Quote from Lucrum:

Your Facebook password is "to eat shit"?

LOL...Bet that interview wouldn't last much longer.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from BSAM:

Hey...
I got a question.
If I applied for a job and the interviewer asked for my Facebook password, What would you do?

Already happened to me, I told the guy my password is:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy

He asked me why is my password so long?

I said "Because the policy states that it had to be at least 8 characters long."

 

[nutmeg]

My girlfriends name is like a fucking password.

Every time I get it wrong I'm denied access.

 

[nutmeg]

I wish I was a saxophone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUL7883Hupc

 

[BSAM]

Attention all passengers:

We have a man on board demanding to speak to John Lennon.

 

[nutmeg]

 

[BSAM]

Quote from nutmeg:

So thaaat's what Democrat voters use!?!

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from BSAM:

So thaaat's what Democrat voters use!?!

Choom juice.......

 

[BryantR]

Quote from BSAM:

Attention all passengers:

We have a man on board demanding to speak to John Lennon.

At least he's not asking to speak with Elvis

 

[Lucrum]

Early Sunday morning my sister-in-law's ex husband got into a fight with his current wife. Most likely he was drunk at the time. It's my understanding he stays that way most of the time. Anyway he grabbed his gun (no idea what model or caliber) and shot himself in the chin. (That's her story anyway ) In either an apparent suicide or a "I'll show you" type of thingy. The bullet is lodged in his brain and and he likely has a a lung infection from the vomit in his lungs. He's not expected to live.

I can't help but wonder if he's had enough of a coherent thought since then to realize how bad he fucked up.