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Did ya see what the NY education commisioner said today?

"We need to move past the one size fits all approach to graduation." (high school).

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some of my suggestions


Diploma HH (High honors) - (this diploma excludes math history english and science) but student passed study hall.

Diploma MHS (masters degree high school) student can spell "Einstien"and write an essay in 140 charachters.

Diploma AA (athletic achievement) requirements - able to locate "Gym class" and wieghs less than 350 lbs.

Stay tuned...
 
I left my wallet in the back seat of a cab in downtown Atlanta late Saturday night while bar hopping as part of a bachelor party.
DL, pilots license, concealed carry permit, credit cards, insurance cards, the works.

It showed up in the mail today, complete with everything but the $100 in cash that was in it.

The return address was scribbled out.
 
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Did ya see what the NY education commisioner said today?

"We need to move past the one size fits all approach to graduation." (high school).

-----------------

some of my suggestions


Diploma HH (High honors) - (this diploma excludes math history english and science) but student passed study hall.

Diploma MHS (masters degree high school) student can spell "Einstien"and write an essay in 140 charachters.

Diploma AA (athletic achievement) requirements - able to locate "Gym class" and wieghs less than 350 lbs.

Stay tuned...
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Lastt but not least:

A Medical High school diploma. (HSMD)

Bring in a note from a Doctor saying that you could have passed all the courses but for the most part the teachers are basically undiagnosed nutjobs.
 
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I left my wallet in the back seat of a cab in downtown Atlanta late Saturday night while bar hopping as part of a bachelor party.
DL, pilots license, concealed carry permit, credit cards, insurance cards, the works.

It showed up in the mail today, complete with everything but the $100 in cash that was in it.

The return address was scribbled out.
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Hmmm...A partially honest crook.
Probably just a Republican.
Imagine if a Democrat had found it.
(Watch your CC statements closely.)
 
Rumour spreadin' around in that Texas town
'Bout that shack outside LaGrange
And you know what I'm talkin' about

(ZZ Top) ah huh huh huh huh
 
Seeing the thread here on the farm bill reminds me of The shortest job I ever had.

Working on a chicken farm. I lasted about 2 hours, maybe three. I quit.

There were about 10 thousand chickens in this metal building, about 8 inches deep of chicken shit and feathers everywhere. Chicken shit smells bad, not like cow or horseshit.
 
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