Any of you guys needing work?
Here's you a job application if you want to get an overpaying job in the Obama administration.
There's only two questions.
If you get them correct, you could be "working" in D.C.
Please choose the correct answer:
1. I have no __________ of the situation.
A. knowledge
B. Willie Nelson
C. Simon & Garfunkel
2. I wan't made __________ of the situation.
A. aware
B. Willie Nelson
C. Simon & Garfunkel
That's it!
Congratulations!
You are now likely qualified to be in the position of your choice in Washington, D.C.
You will receive pay, way above what you are worth, you will be given fabulous benefits, and you can never be fired.
See you at the top!
Afterall, Obama made it!