Obama: McDonough, get me Rice in here.
McDonough: Right away, sir.
McDonough: Ms. Rice, the President would like to see you in the oval office, right now.
Rice: (Uh, oh, so I'm gonna be the fall guy for Benghazi.)
Obama: Susan, I just wanted to thank you for all the lies and cover-up you did on Benshazi. And, to show my appreciation, I am going to make you my national security adviser.
Rice: (Breathing a sigh of relief)...Mr. President!, I am so grateful. (Now laughing and high-fiving with Obama.) Oh, I just looove your crooked ass, so much!
Obama: (Chuckling) Well, you know, I came outta Chicago.