His use of second or third order derivatives is mathematically relevant. I'm not a "smart guy", I just don't use terminology I don't understand. Gamma is a second order derivative, delta is a first order derivative. This is common terminology in both math and finance. A
derivative instrument is never referred to in its
order.
Options are not only on stocks or indexes. An option is a contract that specifies the
right, but not the obligation to buy or sell a specific unit of the underlying at (European) or at or before (American) it's expiration. You can trade options on anything as long as there is a market. We could even talk exotics like Bermudans if you'd like. In fact, insurance companies are basically option trading companies in the most broad definition.
The VIX is an index that tracks the implied volatility of the S&P. You may have an argument that the VIX (index) is a derivative, and it's futures are
certainly derivatives.
By the way
ETFs are not derivatives, smart guy. Let me repeat this to make it clear
ETFs are not derivatives.
Go back into Hull and tell me where his definition defines a derivative as "any element that derives it's value from an underlying tradeable asset". A derivative INSTRUMENT derives its value from the
performance of an underlying asset not its
value. Specifically, derivatives have contract level specifications on the
performance of the tradeable asset they are written on.
Are we going to call a mutual fund a derivative instrument now too? I'll concede
leveraged ETFs may be able to considered a derivative in the loosest possible sense. But you are wrong in the general sense. What about hedge funds? Are they derivatives? How about trading spot gold? You'd be laughed at out of an interview for a banker job thinking like you do. Speaking of looking like a rookie - you don't even know what a derivative is. Pot calling the kettle black...hilarious.
How about you cut back on the insults when you have no idea what you're talking about.