Question about not getting up from desk

[LeesonTrader]

Does anyone else use a bedpan at their desk like I do? I cant leave a position open while a go to the bathroom!!

 

[Thug_Life]

I can't wait to see the replies here. Oh, the joys of remote trading.

 

[LeesonTrader]

I may get a catheter.

 

[lescor]

I've actually thought about getting something. It would have to be something with a lid on it though so it wouldn't spill if I knocked it over.

I remember when that plane hit the building in Italy and the market dropped then bounced back some huge amount. I was in the bathroom and missed the whole thing.

Catheters aren't very comfortable and if you can put one in and take it out yourself, you're more dedicated than I am.

 

[musicman]

No I use my coffee mug. Cant afford a bed pan in this market.

 

[LeesonTrader]

Sometimes I wear a diaper

 

[ZTrader]

a wireless wideband connection between your laptop and cable/dsl modem. This way, you can trade while......well, you know. beats reading the paper!

 

[LeesonTrader]

Trading while pooing..haha, my trades already stink!!!

 

[bungrider]

leeson you are too much...i have this unpleasant image of someone with a bedpan in front of them and a jar of vaseline (plus a browser always at a porn site) and some tissues next to the monitor...

 

[LeesonTrader]

I have this picture of someone riding bung and farting the whole way down this bear!! Ppppbbbbtttt!