Hahaha.
It's just that I feel the math toolbox that I'm using for trading is too simple.
Got an urge to abstract away and build nice models.
Keep it simple. The more maths you add, the lower the signal to noise ratio will be. NNs for example fit equations to noise. GPs are even worse and many poor souls are using these stupid tools because of the hype and lack of understanding of data mining bias. Any system found by such tools has less than 1 in a billion chances of being a true edge. Those who do not get that deserve to lose their money to other traders who can use it for a better cause. This is the purpose that trading serves ultimately.