Qqqq`s Are Breaking Down!!!

Quote from lindq:

Still waiting for an explanation of S&P manipulation from our thread expert.


Ok, I'm busted. It's me.I manipulate the markets everyday. I have an "up" button and a "down" button on a Stock Market Joystick.It has been in my family for over 100 years.
I press it at my leisure and during the day the kids at the kindercare take turns depressing the buttons.
Now it's up to you figure out if I have repaired that darn "down" button.:D :D :D
 
Quote from VictorS:

Ok, I'm busted. It's me.I manipulate the markets everyday. I have an "up" button and a "down" button on a Stock Market Joystick.It has been in my family for over 100 years.
I press it at my leisure and during the day the kids at the kindercare take turns depressing the buttons.
Now it's up to you figure out if I have repaired that darn "down" button.:D :D :D

ROTF:D
 
Quote from BlueStreek:

just a thought... but maybe it`s the 'supply' and 'demand' that is artificially manipulated.

Quote from lindq:

Still waiting for an explanation of S&P manipulation from our thread expert.

Okay, as long as he explains what "artificially manipulated" is...
 
Quote from makloda:

Everybody go 200% short right now ahead of the FOMC and the the Boyz will fade you into the close. Painful.

The locals just love a happy ending.:)
 
Quote from makloda:

Everybody go 200% short right now ahead of the FOMC and the the Boyz will fade you into the close. Painful.


I wouldnt go short ahead of the fomc results. These markets could be bought up into the green by 2:30 without a problem. Im sure it will happen....what stock to go long, what stock to go longgggg????

HMMM

SMH at $33.82
IYT at $83.75
AAPL at $86.75
QLD at $88.60
 
Quote from VictorS:

Ok, I'm busted. It's me.I manipulate the markets everyday. I have an "up" button and a "down" button on a Stock Market Joystick.It has been in my family for over 100 years.
I press it at my leisure and during the day the kids at the kindercare take turns depressing the buttons.
Now it's up to you figure out if I have repaired that darn "down" button.:D :D :D

Actually, it is my magic penis that controls the market. Whenever I get a hard-on, the market goes up. I had to jerk off with both hands to jumpstart this economy in '03.

Next time the market is going up everyone should know that I am manipulating my member.
 
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