Proven: Woods and his "spin" team will lie to you, all day, every day

[Scataphagos]

I know a stock trader who for 20 years was a psychiatrist who practiced marriage counseling.

He told me, "odds of either a man or woman being currently happily married... about 30%*. Odds of both a man and a woman being happily married to each other.... about 10%"

* 30%, happily married to spouse
30%, like the idea of being married but not to present spouse.
40%, have changed their mind about marriage... wish they weren't married at all.

 

[KINGOFSHORTS]

Just tell your kids that Tiger signed a special paper that says he is not allowed to stick his penis in a different vagina other that the woman he is with that has the paper.

And that He stuck his penis in a different vagina breaking the rules and now he is in trouble.


Explain to your kids it is like signing a paper that says you are not allowed to play with any other toys or new toys except the one you have in your room.

 

[kut2k2]

Quote from Lucrum:

Perhaps it's because you and your ilk think EVERY comment has racial overtones.

Naw it's because YOU said some crap about taking the tiger out of the jungle. You should be more like Pabst, he's proud of his racism. Why deny yours? Cowardice?

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from kut2k2:

Naw it's because YOU said some crap about taking the tiger out of the jungle. You should be more like Pabst, he's proud of his racism. Why deny yours? Cowardice?

Maybe there's nothing to deny.

In any case brutal honesty is NOT the same thing as racism. But then you PC obsessed guys despise honesty anyway don't you?

BTW, what "race" is a tiger anyway?

Have I offended tigers the world over?

 

[kut2k2]

Quote from dsq:

This guy is way too famous and idolized for hitting a ball into a hole.The real scandal here is why do we hype and revere such ordinary,boring and uninteresting characters.This guy is like your regular slob at the stripper joint except he can nail whoever he wants.Good for him except his bs image is shattered now and hopefully some of his ridiculous hype.Our obsession is grossly disproportianate relative to the miniscule contribution to society these clowns make.

+1

It's all part of the Roman circus atmosphere fostered by TPTB. Why else would functionally illiterate athletes get paid obscene amounts of money while people who perform vital services (teachers, nurses, cops, etc.) have to scrounge for every penny? America has bred a gladiator class that feels entitled because they've been told their whole lives that they *are* entitled, as long as they bring in the spectators.

I think we all remember what happened to Rome not long after this nonsense took hold.

 

[kut2k2]

Quote from Lucrum:

Maybe there's nothing to deny.

In any case brutal honesty is NOT the same thing as racism. But then you PC obsessed guys despise honesty anyway don't you?

BTW, what "race" is a tiger anyway?

Have I offended tigers the world over?

So what was the jungle reference all about?

Perhaps if you explained what "jungle" Tiger Woods is from, it would clear up any misunderstanding.

 

[Gabfly1]

Quote from Ricter:

So this thread is about protecting the children? LOL

Hey, when it comes to dog-whistle racism any ostensible reason will do.

 

[Lucrum]

Quote from kut2k2:

So what was the jungle reference all about?

Perhaps if you explained what "jungle" Tiger Woods is from, it would clear up any misunderstanding.

Quote from Lucrum:

I guess you can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger.

While I didn't specifically mention Woods I was obviously referring to his infidelity.
Admittedly I never considered WHICH specific jungle, I suppose any jungle tigers live in would do.

Ever hear the term "fucks like a tiger"?
Tigers live in jungles...

I'm not sure what you call it, metaphor or simile maybe.

What did ya think I meant? Jungle bunny or some such?

And this has your panties in wad?

Wow, reason number 1,362 to never succumb to liberalism, NO FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR.


Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to eat dinner, have a beer and fuck like a tiger with my wife.

Hopefully you won't be offended by all that, not that I give a shit if you are.

 

[Gabfly1]

Quote from Lucrum:

While I didn't specifically mention Woods I was obviously referring to his infidelity.
Admittedly I never considered WHICH specific jungle, I suppose any jungle tigers live in would do.

Ever hear the term "fucks like a tiger"?
Tigers live in jungles...

I'm not sure what you call it, metaphor or simile maybe.

What did ya think I meant? Jungle bunny or some such?

And this has your panties in wad?

Wow, reason number 1,362 to never succumb to liberalism, NO FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR.


Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to eat dinner, have a beer and fuck like a tiger with my wife.

Hopefully you won't be offended by all that, not that I give a shit if you are.

See Lucrum. See Lucrum jump.

 

[kut2k2]

Quote from Gabfly1:

See Lucrum. See Lucrum jump.

LOL

See Lucrum try to craw his way out of a trap of his own making.

ROTFL!

Quote from Lucrum:

I guess you can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger.


Another case of too much fame and fortune instilling a god complex in someone.

First there's the analogy between the behavior of a particular human being with the behavior of a wild unchangeable animal, then there's the completely contradictory claim that it was precisely the change in environment that caused the socially unacceptable behavior.

Trying to have it both ways: a sure sign of a cowardly racist.