...finally some wisdom from your overinflated self.Belgian Malinois dogs
Those working dogs will come in handy for you one day being that their specialty is to sniff out victims of building colapses after earthquakes and other disasters, maybe even rescue you from your "people skills". Or maybe just take the only reason they are forced to endure MacBoo, the food stash, deal with you MB, and go out on their own. lol. Maybe hook up with the monkey, an upgrade fer sure, lol.
Dude, a friend of the older bro of a highschool bud, had bought a monkey on a leash in FL once. We were crashing there and hitting the beach by day. Monkey chewed through the leash one night, grabbed the bag of monkey biscuits and split never to be seen again.