Make it a bonafide half a mill with objective decision process and I bet* it gets done.
* All wagers subject to a final requirement of "To my satisfaction" to be solely and completely determined by me using whatever method or methods I wish to employ, including (but not limited to) flipping a coin and requiring it to land on it's side, photographs of snowmen in the Hell mentioned in The Bible, total peace around the globe and the return of Elvis.
* All wagers subject to a final requirement of "To my satisfaction" to be solely and completely determined by me using whatever method or methods I wish to employ, including (but not limited to) flipping a coin and requiring it to land on it's side, photographs of snowmen in the Hell mentioned in The Bible, total peace around the globe and the return of Elvis.

