Are you a vampire?
Proof U.S. gov't runs psy-ops, with CNN, against all Americans - Left, Right and Center.
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Are you a vampire?
No, just trying to help you out by adding to your list on "how to avoid idiots".
1. Stay at home.
2. Don't look in the mirror.
Male wallet vampires hahahaha. Like Tom B, unable to support yourselves trading but realised a long time back you can pretend to have an impressive job saying you are a trader.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Wallet Vampire
Bunch of guys living of women here.
Lol. You have it backwards.... I am the "Wallet"!
You have any kids? That's all I've ever heard, anyone wants or needs anything..... "go ask the Wallet.
Two holy nuns, big Sister Mary Agnes and small Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through eastern Europe in their car, bring the word of God to Transylvania. As they were stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.
“Quick, quick!” shouts big Sister Mary Agnes, “What should we do?”
“Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says small Sister Mary Vincent. Big Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, the little vampire hangs on and continues hissing at the two nuns. “What shall I do now?” shouts big Sister Mary Agnes.
“Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies small Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.
“Now what?” shouts big Sister Mary Agnes.
“Show him your cross,” says small Sister Mary Vincent.
“Now you’re talking,” says big Sister Mary Agnes. She then puts down her window and shouts, “Fuck off you bad vampire!!!”
“Quick, quick!” shouts big Sister Mary Agnes, “What should we do?”
“Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says small Sister Mary Vincent. Big Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock the mini-Dracula around. But, the little vampire hangs on and continues hissing at the two nuns. “What shall I do now?” shouts big Sister Mary Agnes.
“Try the windshield washer. I filled it with holy water before we left the Vatican,” replies small Sister Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer. The vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs on and continues hissing at the nuns.
“Now what?” shouts big Sister Mary Agnes.
“Show him your cross,” says small Sister Mary Vincent.
“Now you’re talking,” says big Sister Mary Agnes. She then puts down her window and shouts, “Fuck off you bad vampire!!!”
Yeah.. I have kind of an Al Bundy thing going on myself.
There is no stretch at all, it has been very clear going back to the 19th/20th/21st century press Barons. Opinion as fact is cheap copy and to make a profit since the internet there is way too much. Even Alex Jones' wife said he does not believe in his Sandy Hook stuff and laughs in private at his listeners who get worked up. We all know it has gone too far, left and right need to work together to smack the infowars believes on the nose. Bipartisan style.
However, most is not all and corporations shape and are shaped by consumers. Expect better, eventually...the markets will provide it. There are many good papers/broadcasters in English even now, though you might have to go to Ireland and New Zealand etc. to find them
Flat Eartherism is where it could all be going for a percentage of the population on both left and right. I've worked with a lot of physically and/or mentally disabled kids and adults, I do what I can. It makes you a better person etc. however.. one realises we can't have 2-5-10-15% of the healthy population functionally intellectually incapacitated for long as it will & already is causing breakdown.
Anyway, I'm off to the Panama City Hard Rock rooftop for an excellent mojito, the secret is they use passionfruit, tangy.
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Salud!