Professional Papertrading Course

thetraderprofit · Oct 20, 2003

During the Las Vegas Expo, I will be sponsoring a Professional
Papertrading Course at our offices on Paradise.

If you are interested in becoming a TRUE Professional Papertrader, please PM me for details.

I GUARANTEE you will not lose money with this system.

inandlong · Oct 20, 2003

Have you backtested the system? Does it work in the foreign markets? How about days not beginning with "S"? Why would you give it away if it worked? How did it do July 12, 1987? Do I need a Series 7? 3? Upper and Lower GI? Is this SPAM?

Mecro · Oct 21, 2003

Quote from inandlong:

Have you backtested the system? Does it work in the foreign markets? How about days not beginning with "S"? Why would you give it away if it worked? How did it do July 12, 1987? Do I need a Series 7? 3? Upper and Lower GI? Is this SPAM?

It's a joke.

Son of a Gann · Oct 21, 2003

Quote from Mecro:

It's a joke.

Are you sure? sounds like he is serious.

Thunderdog · Oct 21, 2003

Quote from thetraderprofit:

During the Las Vegas Expo, I will be sponsoring a Professional
Papertrading Course at our offices on Paradise.

If you are interested in becoming a TRUE Professional Papertrader, please PM me for details.

I GUARANTEE you will not lose money with this system.

By definition, paper trading guarantees no loss of money. If I complete the course, will I receive some kind of certification? Will it be on...paper?

As an aside, since "professional" suggests that one makes a living at it, how does a Professional Paper Trader make a living?

inandlong · Oct 21, 2003

Are you sure mecro?

I mean after all, a lot of trading firms are requiring upper and lower GI series to test for intestinal fortitude.

Some even require EEG's to test for brain activity. Your firm might want to adopt this idea.

spyderman · Oct 21, 2003

Ever read Lewis Borsellino's book, THE DAY TRADER? he talks about making $5mil on tues following the crash.....he said after he closed his positions he went into the john and puked his guts out..........and he made the $$.......he would have puked his guts out the other way too!

can you get that from paper trading?

inandlong · Oct 21, 2003

Guys..... I am sure it was a joke.... a spoof on the other papertrading thread.

funky · Oct 21, 2003

Quote from inandlong:

Have you backtested the system? Does it work in the foreign markets? How about days not beginning with "S"? Why would you give it away if it worked? How did it do July 12, 1987? Do I need a Series 7? 3? Upper and Lower GI? Is this SPAM?

well that pretty much finishes up this thread!

dbphoenix · Oct 21, 2003

Quote from Thunderdog:

As an aside, since "professional" suggests that one makes a living at it, how does a Professional Paper Trader make a living?

By conducting seminars on paper trading, of course . . .