Quote from Spiker:
Luke....why didn't you go to school when your parents told you to.
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Which school would that be dumb ass?
Kindergarten - check
Elementary school - check
Jr High school - check
High School - check
Primary flight school - check
instrument training - check
College, six years - check
multi-engine training - check
commercial and flight instructor training - check
multi engine instructor training - check
Falcon 10 initial course - check
Aerobatic school - check
Altitude chamber Wright Patterson AFB - check
Challenger 600/601 initial course - check
Airline Transport Pilot written prep course - check
Gulfstream IV initial course - check
Beechjet 400/A/XP initial course - check
Annual recurrent trainings too numerous to mention - check
...or did you have something else in mind Piker?