I think you are missing the point he is making.
how much did 1 week 10percent otm options rally in late August?
When events like that or 1987 or 2008 happen convexity pays huge.
But it doesn't happen very often. The philosophical debate is that if you can't predict when the extreme convexity is going to happen, does it make sense to be consistently long convexity losing money 99percent of the time or is it worth being short it and suffering an extreme drawdown?
What taleb doesn't tell you is that universa isn't always long convexity. They spend enormous amount of energy trying to predict convexity and even then they lose money 4 out of 5 years and hopefull the 5th year pays for 10 losing years.
67000percent is 670x. So your spy example would be 1 cent going to 6.7. That's very possible.
I know they trade some strategies that sell ATM options and buy otm options but by in large the way universa works is you tell them you want to hedge/invest 1bn dollars. They ask you for a 40mm check. They will likely lose that 40mm but in a convexity scenario that 40 can become 250mm: earning you 25percent on the "1bn" you invested with them. They are net buyers of premium.
I think some of their math is a little fuzzy. Another guy and I looked at a strategy that spitznagel mentioned on some site of buying 1 delta puts against a long only and we couldn't reproduce the results he claimed.