"YOU have NOT demonstrated beyond a reasonable doupt as to pursuade me to believe in the notion that the Bible is ridiculous... "
Yeah right....isn't obvious? Lets see here...
1) Magic dude created the whole universe and all of us, but nothing had to create HIM
2) Water turning to blood
3) God sends wild animals sent to kill infants, but THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!
4) Hippie dude coming back to life after proclaiming to die for OUR sins.
5) Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
Versus: Luke 19:29-34 "[Jesus] sent two of his disciples, Saying, Go ye into the village . . . ye shall find a colt tied, whereon yet never man sat: loose him, and bring him hither. And if any man ask you, Why do ye loose him? thus shall ye say unto him, Because the Lord hath need of him. . . . And as they were loosing the colt, the owners thereof said unto them, W
hy loose ye the colt? And they said, The Lord hath need of him."
6) Throw in some salvery:
Leviticus 25:45-46 "Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, . . . and they shall be your possession . . . they shall be your bondmen forever."
Joel 3:8 "And I will sell your sons and your daughters into the hand of the children of Judah, and they shall sell them to the Sabeans, to a people far off: for the Lord hath spoken it."
7) Oooops...god changes his mind after saying he never changes.
I guess he must be bipolar.
Malachi 3:6 "For I am the Lord; I change not."
Genesis 6:6,7 "And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth . . . And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth . . . for it repenteth me that I have made him
8) Is god confused here? Truly bipolar
Exodus 20:5 "For I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation." (Repeated in Deuteronomy 5:9)
Ezekiel 18:20 "The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father."
9) Gee....wish he would make up his sick mind :d
Psalm 145:9 "The Lord is good to all."
Isaiah 45:7 "I make peace and create evil. I the Lord do all these things."
10) Wow!!! What a setup. God is worse than the mob!
James 1:13 "Let no man say . . . I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man."
Genesis 22:1 "And it came to pass after these things, that God did tempt Abraham."
11) Hmmmm your supposed to believe in this fairy tale, but no
one has even ever seen him?
John 1:18 "No man hath seen God at any time."
Exodus 33:20 "Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live."
Oh wait a second!!!
Genesis 32:30 "For I have seen God face to face."
Exodus 33:11 "And the Lord spake unto Moses face to face, as a man speaketh unto his friend."
Gee... what a liar!!!
Shall I go on???
Oh wait.... I dont know a damn thing about the christian bible.
I better stop while im behind

LMAO!
The most ridiculous and contradictory fairy tale I have ever read!
peace
axeman