Originally posted by candletrader
Dearest Brother Nicholas,
It is with the deepest of regret that I note your desire to leave the Elitetrader forum. It distresses me to see how a bright young chap like yourself is not willing to stick out the ups and downs of social interaction with fellow brother traders. Like a marriage, online relationships have their ups and downs; I urge you to see the bigger picture... by staying within the confines of the Elitetrader brotherhood, you can continue to learn from the experienced amongst us, so that once you have finished your puberty period, your high school and your university, you will be better furnished to embark upon a life of trading.
With the sincerity, warmth and love that can only occur between fellow traders.
As ever... Your brother, Candle
LOL, i can't decide whether that was heartfelt goodwill or acid tipped sarcasm