Please help

[Nobert]

I am not sure. I have already seen a lot of similar questions with the same level of intelligence on ET. Questions that were no jokes.
Remember, we are on ET!

I think he was serious. The fact that he doesn't know, doesn't make him stupid tho
When it comes to questions, -
https://www.elitetrader.com/et/threads/how-long-is-the-intestines-in-our-stomach.366034/

 

[SunTrader]

Think OP might not have taken "physical delivery" of very much grey matter at birth.

 

[bookish]

Holy crap! The lack of knowledge is mind blowing sometimes when it comes to trading leveraged financial products. Do people even read the contract specs?

https://www.theice.com/products/30/FCOJ-A-Futures

You'd have to pick up your delivery at the licensed warehouses. A futures exchange is no Amazon!!!

Also one contract is for 15,000 pounds of FCOJ at the ICE. It settled for 150.90 per pound. The full contract is worth 2.25m USD.

Jesus Christ @FCAPhil what are you smoking??

I have had a semi tractor trailer full if corn in my driveway

 

[GrowleyMonster]

I have had a semi tractor trailer full if corn in my driveway

If you buy a contract of live hogs to eat it all, you will be in pretty good shape for bacon and pork chops for a while.
Is pig manure a tradeable commodity? I mean, you can trade anything, but I mean on an exchange. I know you don't want to sell all those delicious hams and tenderloins and ribs and neckbones and stuff.

 

[zghorner]

OP really likes orange juice lmao

 

[FCAPhil]

Are you high?

yes actually.

 

[easymon1]

Thank you.

Would you like some eggs and sausage with that sir?

FC Orange Juice "A"
Product Type Agriculture
Settlement Method Physical Delivery
Physical Delivery Not permitted at Interactive Brokers
Try Costco...

 

[MrMuppet]

We used to wind up desk juniors by telling them to make sure they bought the VIX futures on a physically settled basis. If any of them asked, we said we stored the volatility we had been delivered in the basement.

GAT

Lol, I guess that's the equivalent of the bucket of pressurized air the mechatronics apprentice has to get from the warehouse

 

[themickey]

Lol, I guess that's the equivalent of the bucket of pressurized air the mechatronics apprentice has to get from the warehouse

My first week of apprenticeship, was told go to the tool store and get a long weight. (Wait).

 

[HobbyTrading]

Lol, I guess that's the equivalent of the bucket of pressurized air the mechatronics apprentice has to get from the warehouse

Blinker fluid comes to mind.