please help, I have a 99.9% winning system

[Anaconda]

Quote from angel_king:

do you kids have any idea how awesome it is to have a system that works?

shleprocks, f this. what was I expecting

LOL, well lets see a track record.

I'll fund you if it's legit. I'm sure others would too.

Hey, wanna start a hedge fund?

 

[MandelbrotSet]

Quote from Mav88:

I have a system that always works: don't give all my money to girlfriends

LMAO, you beat me to it!


This kid has an incredibly long way to go ... I wish him well on his journey.

 

[stefan_777]

If you actually have money, you wouldn't be on here.

The vast majority of ET members come on here to:

A) Pump losing positions out of desperation.

B) Make fun of people who think they have the holy grail.

When I'm making money, ET is the last thing I'm thinking of.

 

[bwolinsky]

C2 especially loves charlatans making these kind of claims.

You could make a ton of money at www.collective2.com. I'll see you there, but I doubt you'll ever touch 900+ on your c2 score.

Most people get upset when asked to prove it, but, out here on the internet, c2 is the closest thing to verification you can get.

 

[bwolinsky]

Quote from stefan_777:

If you actually have money, you wouldn't be on here.

The vast majority of ET members come on here to:

A) Pump losing positions out of desperation.

B) Make fun of people who think they have the holy grail.

When I'm making money, ET is the last thing I'm thinking of.

Yes, Quite Entertaining.

 

[trader56]

Quote from angel_king:

and not enough money to trade more often than once every 4 days by law. i'm not here to tell you about the system, im here to complain about knowing exactly when to buy and when to sell and never lose but having no money because I had to eat all of it or spend it on the squaters that are living off of me and thier emergencies that required my money, leaving me with nothing to trade with. and then loaning them money and not getting paid back. I'm here because I am frustrated at seeing huge, MASSIVE wins that I cant take because I will get pattern day tradered and kicked out of the casino. but I am calm because I know I will very patiently and consistently do nothing but win and the money will come to me, once every 4 days, by law. the market talks to me in a way that is so clear that it is like seeing 100 miles into the distance, and I cant touch it.

this is the psychological help center right?

oh and damn skippy i'm getting a futures account, my system requires overnight futures holding so I will only need 900% more than I have now, which is not a problem, except for the waiting, and waiting. f'ing sec.

You're full of shit and don't trade. That, or this post is a joke.

Not to worry, you're in really good company here on ET as this describes the majority of the members - they don't trade, either, and the majority of posts.

 

[angel_king]

I really cant see a reason anyone would want to pick the wrong side of a trade when the money making side is so obvious. I will come back to this thread and resurrect it with an unbelievable for most people p&l balance sheet.

 

[trader56]

Quote from stefan_777:

If you actually have money, you wouldn't be on here.

The vast majority of ET members come on here to:

A) Pump losing positions out of desperation.

B) Make fun of people who think they have the holy grail.

When I'm making money, ET is the last thing I'm thinking of.

Couldn't have said it better!

 

[TraderZones]

Quote from angel_king:

I really cant see a reason anyone would want to pick the wrong side of a trade when the money making side is so obvious. I will come back to this thread and resurrect it with an unbelievable for most people p&l balance sheet.

Looks like ML QUANT'S sidekick is posting here. (Mr. 100% winners)

 

[TraderZones]

Quote from angel_king:

do you kids have any idea how awesome it is to have a system that works?

shleprocks, f this. what was I expecting

Again, your statement and so far I have not lost yet, but I added that .0000001% possibility of a loss, a very small loss, to be realistic. is enough to paint you as a clueless schmuck.

No real trader would ever claim something this stupid, only a backtesting sycophant who is convinced that since he flipped a coin 5 times in a row, all heads, that he has found the holy grail.