Philosophy of the Stock Market

Quote from nutmeg:

"After that, neither the assistant nor the businessman could be
found anywhere but the monkeys were everywhere!"

That's the END? I hate stories that end like that. So is anyone looking for these guys? How long ago did this happen? Is there a reward?

Sounds like the Refco story.
 
you guys miss the moral of the story and it ain't funny.


Quote from scalpmaster:

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared who announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers,seeing that there were many monkeys in the forest, went out and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at $10 each. As supply started to
diminish and villagers started to stop their efforts, he announced
that now he would buy them at $20 each.

This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again. Soon, the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50 each. However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of the man.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers "Look
at all the monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I
will sell them to you at $35 each and when my boss comes back, you can sell them to him for $50 each."

The villagers queued up with all their savings and bought all the
monkeys.

After that, neither the assistant nor the businessman could be
found anywhere but the monkeys were everywhere!
 
Quote from lastcall:

It's not Shakespeare you moron, jeez talk about the sphincter police


And it wouldn't hurt you to learn how to spell plagiarizing before accusing others of it you goose

Just ignore the spoilsport loser.
 
Quote from lastcall:
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Quote from Ivanovich:

Why don't you post the article link that you stole that from instead of plagurizing. I read it not three days ago, I just cannot find the link.
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It's not Shakespeare you moron, jeez talk about the sphincter police
And it wouldn't hurt you to learn how to spell plagiarizing before accusing others of it you goose

sphincter police and goose;
excellent desciption :D

http://sphincterpolice.com/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CL3XYP43xME
 
Quote from Comanche:

And that is a good point. Think of all the peripheral companies (banana) that depend on the Monkey company. When the monkey company cycle is complete and monkeys are free again, the banana companies drop off the cliff.
Then convert production resources to process monkey meat. Business is always evolving, one must only learn to adapt. :)
 
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