People Who Watch Superhero Movies Are Garbage

Worst 10 film genres -
1. Horror (except The Shining)
2. Super-hero
3. Musicals (except Cabaret)
4. Buddy
5. Rom-com (except Manhattan)
6. Westerns
7. Fantasy (except the Lord of the Rings trilogy)
8. Martial Arts
9. Anything by Jane Austen
10. Boxing
 
Worst 10 film genres -
1. Horror (except The Shining)
2. Super-hero
3. Musicals (except Cabaret)
4. Buddy
5. Rom-com (except Manhattan)
6. Westerns
7. Fantasy (except the Lord of the Rings trilogy)
8. Martial Arts
9. Anything by Jane Austen
10. Boxing

Personally I like the true and good genres.

Psycho-Biddy Film

Defining characteristics: gothic-set grannies run amok, gray-haired melodrama, bitter biddy rivalries, haunting hagsploitation, Grande Dame Guignol.

Notable films: What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?, Die! Die! My Darling, Whoever Slew Auntie Roo?, Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte,

Meat Pie Western

Defining characteristics: Americanized Australian outback epics.

Notable films: The Kangaroo Kid, The Man From Snowy River, Quigley Down Under, Rangle River

and of course, the highest art:

Lucha Film

Defining characteristics: films from the 1960s and 1970s that starred famous luchadors engaging in battle with everything from aliens to vampires.

Notable films: Santo vs. las mujeres vampiro, Huracán Ramírez, Las momias de Guanajuato
 
are you slow?

He is lonely and old so acting out like a little boy.

What I don't get, especially as I just had a brush with death or vegetableism due to a defective stent on Thursday is why some guys, nearing the end of their life, double down on being lightweight arseholes. (I am still under 50 so I'll come to maturity soon).

You would think Pascal's wager would give them some notions of going out with a little class.
 
I also don't like last superhero films. But when I was watching first spider man I liked it. Maybe because I was a child.


I still like some "childish" things - like slap-stick, like video games, like riding my bike for fun, etc.

But other stuff I just dumped - like skipping, like anything to do with super-heroes or zombies, or like strange lands accessed through a wardrobe.

There isn't any way to rationalise keeping some and dumping others. Except that I like the ones I kept and the ones I dumped I think are dumb.
 
Worst 10 film genres -
1. Horror (except The Shining)
2. Super-hero
3. Musicals (except Cabaret)
4. Buddy
5. Rom-com (except Manhattan)
6. Westerns
7. Fantasy (except the Lord of the Rings trilogy)
8. Martial Arts
9. Anything by Jane Austen
10. Boxing

ok. Porn is not in the list.
 
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