People who got rich from doing dumb things

Quote from Anaconda:

Uhm, it's a man, well at least was born a man. It's a bit visible when the make-up is not absurd. You can deny it all you want, as I'm sure it will be hard for you to swallow that you have been whacking off to a tranny (and not an attractive one btw). There is a clip where it seems that her penis is sticking out, maybe the op has not been completed. Or maybe it's a hemaphrodite.

As for musicians telling audiences what their cryptic songs are about, they rarely, if ever, tell the truth. Try reading the lyrics, that fantasizing about a woman is just a cover.
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sorry pal - cant see any reference to being male here. why are you facinated with lady-boys anyway? i hear the operations are getting quite cheap now, especially in thailand. theres hope for you yet...


Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
im a tranny

I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start cos i like black men
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got-a-giant-big cock

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
im a man yes i am
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun
[Poker Face Lyrics On http://www.elyricsworld.com/ ]
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got a great big cock

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
im a tranny

I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
im a tranny

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

Can't read my,
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah):D
 
Quote from killthesunshine:

yes. one of my favs "Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?" :D
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lol Nice!

My favourite is: "Hey, wanna see a magic trick?"
Unfortunately, I never get to finish the pick up line. They usually expect the worst and run off screaming.
 
another i use with success, Walk up say "Hey sweetness do you have any raisins? Perplexed but curious she says "No" You say "How about a date?" gets you a little laugh your on your way :D
 
Quote from killthesunshine:

another i use with success, Walk up say "Hey sweetness do you have any raisins? Perplexed but curious she says "No" You say "How about a date?" gets you a little laugh your on your way :D
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LOL That's a very good one!
 
"So, do you live around here often?"

"Can I buy you a mink?"

"So, uh, you like, uh, eating food and stuff?"


"Can I get you another drink? I forgot to put the roofies in the last one."


"Hey, I love what your wearing!
Yeah, I think most women woud'nt be brave enough to just , you know, go with an outfit like that."


"Hey, I like your perfume. A little overpowering though, don't you think?"
 
My Line:

"Aren't you what's her name from you know where?"

Usual non verbal response: The girl will look at you like she is trying to memorize your face.

:eek::D
 
Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you
checking out
my package.


You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the
only one talking to you.


I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed thrasher, have you seen one?


Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell
outta me.
 
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