Yeah call me, i'd like to kick you the nuts. Opps sorry you had them cut off. hahaha
Well you are welcome to try! I'm 6 foot 6 and about three hundred (I do a bit of acting, I'll be Odin in a play coming up) so hopefully you won't pull anything trying to reach.
But don't worry, a lot of people don't have money to get train tracks until they are in their 50s, it is no shame.