Yes, I read the WHOLE thing. How do you know they are safe and thus guaranteed?
Here is one example of having your cake and eat it too:
I am using it just as an example, not necessarily an exact outcome.
1. You are 65 and ready to retire.
2. You borrow a conformal mortgage of $415,000, monthly mortgage + principal = $1981 per month (mortgage interest is 4% fixed, today's prevailing rate).
3. You use the $415,000 to buy an immediate annuity with the following terms: lifetime payment + return of principal. Meaning you receive the payment for life, your beneficiary will receive the $415,000 upon your passing. Your monthly income is $2,730 per month. This info came from Charles Schwab website. So, annual "income" = $32,760
4. Your expense, first year initial interest payment ~ $1383.33 pre month or ~$16,600. The rest of the $1981 monthly or $7,172 a year goes into principal for a principal reduction.
5. Monthly difference between income and expense is $1,347 or yearly net income of $16.164.
6. After subtracting principal payment, annual gain is $23,332 or a monthly income of $1,944. That is a "guaranteed" return of 5.6%.
You should be able to calculate the payout and benefit exactly using Excel and perhaps a Monte Carlo engine factored in exact interest expenses, principal payment schedule, life expectancy, tax rate and inflation rate.
I did this exercise to demonstrate that sometimes the obvious is not so obvious and the "conservative" may not be so conservative.
What is the catch? How can you have a "free lunch"? The answer in my opinion lies in the fact that:
1. Mortgage rate of 4% is historical low. Insurance company actuary factored in much higher rates for the future so can afford higher payout.
2. This is an insurance policy and the insurance company is depending on a combinations of payout options, some choose life without return of principal, some with partial returns and some 10-20 years certain.... And some of us die young and early to help pay for those that live a long time.
Good luck and best wishes.