Pattaya - The Ultimate Trading Location

Quote from Ivanovich:

Since this thread has gone to be more about hookers than trading, it is being moved to chit chat.

Thank you to the user who brought this to my attention. I normally don't scan this forum.
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:) :D

Yeah right, the snitch, you and the 2 regular mods who are supposed to watch the Career Trader forum were wanking the dank for weeks. Its not like its so hard to see - with 20k+ views.

Snitch was TraderZones? Odds? :D

On a different note please follow the laws of suply and demand for us customers and move the entrie trading forums to chitchat and the Daily Hottie, Jokes, buy1sell2, Neke's and Lescor's thread to a new forum called Supply & Demand. :)

baron has offspring. :)
 
Jack, a Pattaya horndog, kept coming daily to Noi's breakfast cafe and ordering ham & eggs.

To play a prank, Noi scratched ham & eggs off the menu.

The next time he came in, she handed him the menu, saying honey, "I just scratched what you like!

Well, he replied, wash your fingers and get me some ham & eggs!
 
Jacob, a 70 year old Pattaya man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

So what do you think about that Doc ?

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.

One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.

As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went bang, bang. Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that ? asked the doctor.

Jacob replied ,"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.

The doctor replied, "My point exactly"
 
Do you guys who live in Thailand still think it is the "Ultimate Trading Location"? It sounds like a bloody mess to me:

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Do you guys who live in Thailand still think it is the "Ultimate Trading Location"? It sounds like a bloody mess to me:

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Yes! Political stuff here comes and goes, no biggie.

Here in the north its quiet as it usually is. Bangkok is 800 klicks away and might as well be in South America.

So, yes, "ultimate" in more than just the trading location category.
 
"ultimate" example ....... :) :D


pulled over by a traffic cop for speeding recently - open half-full beer can right in the holder for the cop to see immediately, no seat belt on.

I "wai-ed" him as he came to the window, within minutes we were talking more about America than the violation.

This is how it has always gone for me. No ticket, no acceptance of gift money and always a "welcome to my country" wish from the cop as we part company.

Sometimes I get pulled over along with many other motorists for routine traffic stops for drug checking - same story, once even offered (and accepted) a couple shots of thai whisky from the bunch of cops on the sidelines, and dig this, 2-3 even give me their mobile #s saying, "any problems you need help, call me" :)

Its not just HOME, its paradise. :) :D
 
"ultimate" example#2

last week my girl kept bugging me to go to this huge aircraft hangar type restaurant for Thai style korean BBQ.

Fck, it had everything one could possibly want - the price? 139 Baht = $4 per person. :) :D

I was the only whitey in there - halfway thru' the meal, the owner comes up and starts chatting - he is Jap with a thai wife - within minutes he brings out his special private collection of Sake (not for sale in the restaurant) and we just had a ball.

Bill came later (after he and his wife had left the table), there was no charge for the Sake, so we gave the waitresses some huge tips instead.

Its not just HOME, its el paraiso! :D
 
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