Paris Hilton needs some emotional help

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The above is a possible solution to the reason we have not been informed of California's recent sovereignty.

Well, according to the psychic channel most states are on board with the secession from the union idea, but I have not yet received any verification. I wonder if different groups are receiving different versions of the news.
 
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Well, according to the psychic channel most states are on board with the secession from the union idea, but I have not yet received any verification. I wonder if different groups are receiving different versions of the news.

Looks like everyone has been bought off by sex with underage girls. No secession imminent from this perspective.
 
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Looks like everyone has been bought off by sex with underage girls. No secession imminent from this perspective.

Nearly two years later now. It looks like they won.
 
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Nearly two years later now. It looks like they won.

Nearly two years later now. It looks like you are still talking to yourself in this thread.
 
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So you finally worked up the courage to confront her face to face at her home hey?

Courage? What the hell kind of name is MaxEPad? Sounds like a tampon. To change the subject:


About 5 years ago I was walking through Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. The place was deserted. It was me, my brother, and his girlfriend (who will remain nameless). Now, his girlfriend grew up in an interesting situation. Have you ever seen the movie Eyes Wide Shut? Kind of like that, but one step removed.

However, I digress. Anyway, we were walking through and there is Paris sitting playing blackjack. She has her little entourage. Paris is prettier in person by the way. Her friends aka entourage weren't too bad, but I think only one of them actually gave a shit about her as a person.

I don't remember anything after that. Played a little blackjack at a table nearby.

The one weird thing about the whole situation was how was the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas so completely deserted that night?
 
Quote from FireWalker:

Courage? What the hell kind of name is MaxEPad? Sounds like a tampon. To change the subject:


About 5 years ago I was walking through Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas. The place was deserted. It was me, my brother, and his girlfriend (who will remain nameless). Now, his girlfriend grew up in an interesting situation. Have you ever seen the movie Eyes Wide Shut? Kind of like that, but one step removed.

However, I digress. Anyway, we were walking through and there is Paris sitting playing blackjack. She has her little entourage. Paris is prettier in person by the way. Her friends aka entourage weren't too bad, but I think only one of them actually gave a shit about her as a person.

I don't remember anything after that. Played a little blackjack at a table nearby.

The one weird thing about the whole situation was how was the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas so completely deserted that night?


Anyone know when Paris purchased a house in Malibu? I had some very interesting experiences there a couple of years ago... I think my 2nd-3rd cousin is following me around.
 
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Anyone know when Paris purchased a house in Malibu? I had some very interesting experiences there a couple of years ago... I think my 2nd-3rd cousin is following me around.

ok... a google search answered that. last month or two.


Somebody should warn Paris. Holy God. She ain't prepared. Everyone says "Malibu". Welcome to Thousand Oaks.
 
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